So, Viper owners, come on, what gives? Didn't mama love you? What could possess you to go around leading, as it were, your own one-car parade, to so disorder the public peace, to sport such an obvious automotive codpiece? If automobiles are costumes, Viper owners are attending life's masquerade dressed as randy jesters.
— Dan Neil giving another hilarious review of the 2013 SRT Viper.
So, Viper owners, come on, what gives?