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Thursday, October 17, 2013

Holy Crap, Some Wonderful Kooks Are Building New Mini Mokes In China insuranceinstantonline.blogspot.com

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I've always liked that most of the iconic small cars of the last century all had a 'tough' version: the Beetle had the Thing (and Kubelwagen before that), the 2CV had the Mehari, even the Trabant had the Tramp. And one of the most famous of these, the Mini's Moke version, is now getting reborn. In China. By Australians.


The Moke has been out of production since 1992, when the last of these tiny Jeep-like Minis rolled off the line in Portugal. Ever since then, a group of Australians (the website suggests it was a family) have been pining for the Moke so fiercely that in 2005 they decided to do something about it. They started Moke Motors, and after seven years of development, they partnered with China's Chery Automotive and their subsidiary Sicar Engineering to resurrect the Moke.


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The mechanicals for the new Moke are all Chery components. Chery's 1L inline 3, making a precise 69.4 HP will be powering the new Moke, which is just about twice what the original Moke's 850cc A-series engine was making. An five-speed manual is standard, but an automatic is promised as well.


There's also an eMoke electric version planned, with a fairly golf-cart like top speed of just under 40 MPH, and a range of 74 miles.


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Really, though, for something like this the guts are less important than the overall look, and these new Moke-makers seem to have done it right. They got Hong Kong-based British Designer Michael Young to design the new Moke, and it seems to have been a good choice. As Young says of the job:



As a Moke enthusiast when the email came asking if I was interested to talk about the project it was more like a call for duty. I had recently rebuilt a Moke from the ground up out of old parts so I was fully aware of what was needed to be done. you must remember that this car is from the 70’s, I knew for a fact there was no way we could just replicate it, times have changed and the car needed enhancements, improved road holding, breaking, suspension and so on.


I was equally aware that I had to respect the past and make sure the over all visual aspect be kept intact. Lets say this is the first version, it was essential for find a balance in equal terms for the old enthusiast and also the new generation.



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In many ways, Young appears to be acting more like a curator than a designer, as it seems every effort was made to preserve the original look of the Moke as opposed to making a modern, retro-version that was just inspired by the Moke. Aside from more modern lighting equipment, seating, and other details, the basic design is the same, albeit with dimensional changes to accommodate, say, the new longer engine up front and the increased width.


The company is planning to start selling these later this year in Australia, Thailand, and the Caribbean, where I imagine many will be put to use as resort vehicles, or maybe as security vehicles for luxurious island prisons. No mention yet about pricing, though Jalopnik has inquired and will update as soon as we know more.


I'm pretty sure this won't come anywhere close to meeting US emissions or safety requirements, which I think is a shame. Something like this priced around $12-$15K in the US would be a pretty fun option. As it is, in the US we can at least slake our Moke-lust with some kit-car based versions.


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Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Holy Crap, Volvo Once Published Children's Books? insuranceinstantonline.blogspot.com

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Just when you think you've exhausted every possible bizarre story about cars, another one comes skidding out of nowhere and crashes right into your ass. This time it's about two things that I'm not sure I ever thought about simultaneously before: children's literature and Swedish cars.


Here's the deal: it's 1952 in Sweden, a few weeks before Christmas, which means a few things. First, it's probably cold as hell, second, Volvo would really like to sell as many PV444s as they possibly can. Oh, and third, little Swedish kids all over the country are expecting fun presents from Jultomte. So what does Volvo do with this set of criteria?


Simple: they commission a fully-illustrated kids' book starring an anthropomorphized PV444 named Ville and have it sent to every seven-year-old kid in Sweden. That's 126,138 little blonde Swedish kids.


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The 24-page book was written by Kurt Frankman and illustrated by Nils Arild, and was titled Ville Volvo Vinner Världen Och Prinssessan, which translates to Ville Volvo Saves The World And Marries the Princess. Huh. I wonder what happens in the book?


Despite the spoiler-alerty title and fairly predictable-sounding plot, the books look pretty adorable. The Volvo is anthropomorphized in a way I can stand behind, eye-placement-wise, and the illustration style looks pretty loose and charming. I only have found a picture of the cover, and from it I can tell there's a number of animals involved, terrain that ranges from Egyptian desert to undisclosed forest, and what appear to be either three evil, windowless vans or possibly angry, wheeled bread loaves who must be the antagonists.


The book was a huge success, with 1953 sales reported as being double that of the previous year. The plan of getting parents thinking about a new Volvo by having their kids fall in love with a cartoon version seems to have been a solid idea. The next year they gave it another go this time with a book called Måla Volvo, which means Paint Volvo, which makes sense since this book was partially a coloring book.


Based on the cover, the second book seems to have focused on action taking place among the Egyptian pyramids and a surprisingly chipper-looking Sphinx, while the trio of baddies returns, though here the desert heat seems to have melted them into some sort of worm-like beings. Maybe not worm-like — more like the shape of those funny liquid-filled plastic oblong things that are really hard to hold and squirt out of your hands. What the hell are those things called?


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Volvo discontinued the kids' book program after the second book, and originals are very rare and valuable today. Has anyone seen one of these in person? Or even heard of them before? These are a fascinating artifact of both clever marketing and the cars-as-living-being fiction genre. Plus, that PV444 is so freaking cute I want to punch a horse.


(Image and information source: Volvotips.com)


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Monday, July 22, 2013

Holy Crap, It's James May With Short Hair insuranceinstantonline.blogspot.com

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James May will always be known for his amazingly terrible shirts, stripey jumpers, and 'I don't give a shit' long hair. And holy crap here he is with short hair and he looks like a sloth.


User Caverndish on Reddit's r/TopGear dug up this picture, likely from around 1996 given the Ferrari 550 in the background. Pretty quickly, things degenerated in the thread and the sloth comparison developed.


Jogii posted:


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and AmazingRealist followed with the haymaker.


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It's...it's just so perfect. And terrifying. But also perfect.


(Hat tip to Adam and Nicole!)


Holy Crap, It's James May With Short Hair