This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:30 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?
Hah, jokes on you again, there's still not much actual news today on account of it being the day after Thanksgiving. We've still got a site filled with awesome, though.
So add your own gears below.
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