[Witty, well-written introductory paragraph goes here]
[Insert nod to User131 for staring brilliant thread]
[Pretend there's a hilarious politically fueled comment here. Not actually inserting, don't want to deal with the headache of the replies.]
[Follow-up with further nods to LarsVargas needs to hoon more, Martin Drkos, Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole and many others for a hilarious continuation of the idea]
[Indignant reply.]
[Giant wall of text examining every mistake to the most minuscule detail.]
[Piggybacking for the inevitable COTD Nom]
[End with equally witty closing paragraph that contains one or all of the following phrases: "hopefully it will get a manual transmission," "diesel wagon," "Ferrari fire," "hopefully he'll keep his WRX out of a ditch next time."]
[Insert Conversation Of The Day Headline Here]