Today's Daytona 500 is currently in a weather delay, so Fox is airing last year's edition. Many NASCAR fans are incapable of reading the ticker at the bottom of the screen, and are live-tweeting the race out in excitement. Here are some of those dumbasses, as compiled by Twitter user @steveluvender.
Look @DanicaPatrick hanging with the big boys #Girlpower #Daytona500
— ReddbonePretty (@reddbonepretty) February 23, 2014
@DanicaPatrick you've got this! #PoleWinner #Daytona500 21 to 2... Take it home!!!! #OnlyReasonIWatchNascar #WomenDoItBetter
— EricaLM (@19O_E88) February 23, 2014
Danica Patrick on the front line at the restart of the #Daytona500. She really likes this place.
— Motoracingltd (@motoracingltd) February 23, 2014
Hahah drivers and Danica... Guess she's not considered a driver.
— Jenna Patton (@Jenna_patton) February 23, 2014
Arrive at hotel to see @DanicaPatrick in P2!!! #Daytona500
— Audrey Decker (@AudreyDDecker) February 23, 2014
Danica is lookin pretty good so far.#Daytona500
— Wolf of the Basin (@CalKendrick95) February 23, 2014
@KevinHarvick ur #Daytona500 still says 29 No 4?
— Melissa Rogers (@melissadawnr75) February 23, 2014
Jeff Gordon has a bag of Lay's potato chips on his car and it's causing some serious problems. #Daytona500
— Daniel Gold (@dgold_16) February 23, 2014
#JeffGordon leading with #DanicaPatrick in second after 20 laps. #Daytona500 #NASCAR
— Steve Murray (@SteveMurray84) February 23, 2014
Jeff Gordon has debris on his grill! #daytona500
— Eric Scheffel (@EricScheffel) February 23, 2014
Wait, Kyle Busch changed his paint job? Wasn't he peanut M and M ?? #daytona500
— Eric Scheffel (@EricScheffel) February 23, 2014
Huge crash!!! 10+ cars involved. #Daytona500
— SEAN DUNHAM (@SeannyDMode) February 23, 2014
Made it back from the store in time to see the race has come back on! #WINNING #Daytona500
— Shannon Scott (@BJJ_Team88_Girl) February 23, 2014
Hopefully Stewart's leg is okay. That was a hard hit!! #Daytona500
— Jordan Nilson (@jordannilson) February 23, 2014
#DanicaPatrick currently third at the #Daytona500. Yes guy! @jimtatti
— ReadMe (@sasquatchist) February 23, 2014
#DanicaPatrick currently third at the #Daytona500. Yes guy! @jimtatti
— ReadMe (@sasquatchist) February 23, 2014
@DanicaPatrick behind #jeffgordon in front of @KyleBusch ...what a high feeling! @DISupdates #Daytona500
— Bryn Cornwell (@Binxin210) February 23, 2014
This year's #DAYTONA500 is looking a lot like last year's. #SingleFile
— Cody Hokanson-Love (@AtCodyLove) February 23, 2014
Danica is in 3rd, somebody please change that.
— Rad Tad Simpson (@john_sponsler) February 23, 2014
@jsoupzzz Yes! I think someone should remind Mike Joy that he won the championship last year. Keeps saying "5-time.."
— Cody Hokanson-Love (@AtCodyLove) February 23, 2014
GO @DanicaPatrick! ����That's right #girlscan #race too!! 3rd place Bitchesss and this race ain't over! #NASCAR #DaleYeah #Daytona500 ����✨��
— Lauren Sutherland (@LaurenDee1989) February 23, 2014
I hope Danica Patrick shuts up Richard Petty
— Sheila Mullowney (@SheilaMullowney) February 23, 2014
She's halfway there... 90/200... Wait it's 500... Yes.. Daytona 500.... ������@stevencooler95
— Lizzie Marie✌ (@lizziebroomm) February 23, 2014
1st full lap by a woman in #Daytona500 #DanicaPatrick #yougogirl
— Sophie LeBlanc (@SophieLeBlanc16) February 23, 2014
Danica Patrick leading the Daytona 500.. 1st Women under Green!
— ♋janet♋ (@rapunzel_dmb1) February 23, 2014
Was pretty confident with my Tony Stewart pick for the Daytona 500 pool today then he wrecks not even half way in ��
— Melissa MacDonald (@missmacdonald13) February 23, 2014
So nice to see Tony Stewart out so early in the race. Love it!
— Jim (@wm5l) February 23, 2014
Damn. What happened to 88's new paint scheme? Where's the gold numbers at 50cent? #Daytona500
— hammerOn (@hammerOn88) February 23, 2014
I don't do #NASCAR, but did I just see James Franco do the "start your engines" thing? Is this a repeat? Didn't he hose it up previously?
— Jimmy in Raleigh (@JayDukes) February 23, 2014
I turned on NASCAR just because. I'm glad I did because James Franco is the Grand Marshall!
— Caitlin Frawley (@Caitcat24) February 23, 2014
Danica 10th place #Daytona500 ��
— €e£e$tia£ (@SweetGreek92) February 23, 2014
My dad's routing for Danica lol #godaddy
— MattyFresh (@MattyBriggs96) February 23, 2014
Jeff Gordon isn't doing so hot today… :/
— A Dollar And A Dream (@BengalsReds513) February 23, 2014
Yess!!! Fuck you tony Stewart
— Casey Cole (@CASEY_COLE8) February 23, 2014
Scores Of Idiots Don't Realize Fox Is Airing Last Year's Daytona 500