Hey Northeast US: It's snowing all crazily outside. If you want Taco Bell and don't have four-wheel drive (or snow tires on your car), then you have an issue. If you do have four-wheel drive, why not help this guy out?
This brave Baltimore resident has spent the snowy day drinking, and is now too drunk to go out and get himself Taco Bell, even in his "hybrid douchemobile."
But, he has a solution:
I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you're not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip.
See, it isn't so bad. And you'd be helping out your fellow man by filling him with delicious tacos. And you'd get something too:
I'll pay in tacos. or chalupas. whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I'd probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely.
So, Baltimorians, be a sport and help this taco-deprived man out.
Hat Tip to @SpeedSportLife!
Baltimore Man Needs Someone With Four-Wheel Drive To Get Him Taco Bell