One of the best things about Craigslist is the always-exciting chance of the absolutely unexpected. An ad for a used PlayStation could present you with a picture of genitals, or a rant about reptillian control of the National Weather Service. Here, an ad for a Jeep Patriot gives you a look into the depths of an unhinged mind.
Or a bot. This also sounds like a very depressed computer that's read too much Camus wrote this.
I'm going to present the full text of the ad here, in case it goes away, because mere description can't do it justice:
Go get a money order if you want it there ask jake about the water truck and ask about its usefulness, i'll video tape anothers child bs and even more the loan that failed for weny to pay for another six months, 66438, another somehat off after parts were relabeled to explain to hospitial about security room attack. Tire were slashed at strip club after the the ball joint that was replaced broke after 4000 of fixing it i never did, previous accidents through twenty over thirty five max off deck with windows broken with pick up the gun...extensive problems with licking the blood off liquid burn, some design failures in winter to run over unbrellas garbage and shit...rust proof brake parts after braking failure for caps and the rock salt little rust in the forty five can read or research about el jefe if need at sit thanks for americas trust i wont deposit on further complaints about wealth after price think around them.
until thems the ropes stallion you get the drift another space they can take away to annoy me younger no more realms and the redness...Western union propane suit the same as hook up worse, can be bough or sold direct with western union money order thanks for the chore, can't force them to drink in the past. Way back machine to listen to the rebuilds, audi less fast, dont need the new suspension parts, same as GMC, better rear to reconstruct not need, listed at 14-17 grand after the automobile was fixed improoperly for alternator failure ect from geico frauds scam ask my kid.
If you want it go get the money order a real one it changes hands there include at 18 to get there i bought from bank at suit of bank so so much for their 401k, tired of telling yee half the dues instead thanks i got to do this without fighting and draggin my feet.
Lived in with dumb friends, staying meatless since 1991.
How do you feel now? Like maybe you need a hug, or a shower? Do you have a dog or cat handy? You may want to pull them close as we reflect on this. Let's just grab a few pull quotes here:
"... i'll video tape anothers child bs..."
"...explain to hospitial about security room attack..."
"...with windows broken with pick up the gun..."
"...extensive problems with licking the blood off liquid burn..."
"...can read or research about el jefe if need at sit thanks for americas trust i wont deposit on further complaints about wealth..."
"...until thems the ropes stallion you get the drift..."
"...no more realms and the redness..."
What the hell is going on here? Is this man having a stroke? A vision? Is some aetherial entity speaking through him about this Jeep Patriot and licking the blood off the liquid burn and the Gieco frauds? Why does the world feel so much colder now? And what's with the bad "grin and bear it" pun in the title?
I don't think I've ever read a more existentially chilling ad for an SUV. Still, $4500 for a 2007 Patriot isn't terrible. Even if it is almost certainly some deranged bot-penned scam.
If you can handle the unremitting horror of being, of course.
Jeep Patriot Craigslist Ad May Be Poetry Or Descent Into Madness Or Both Read…
Jeep Patriot Craigslist Ad May Be Poetry Or Descent Into Madness Or Both