The good news is that none of these crashes resulted in serious injuries. Most of the cars just ended up with front or rear end damage, although there are a couple extremely lucky motorcycle riders who really seem to skirt disaster. Easily the nastiest one involves a 3-Series at the very end.
Be warned that you're still watching a litany of Porsches, Lotuses, BMWs and Volkswagens crunch into guardrails, and that could potentially make you sad.
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Carscoops! I Can't Stop Watching This Supercut Of Nürburgring Crashes