1. Gravy
2. Stuffing, from inside the turkey
3. Green bean casserole
4. Mashed potatoes
5. Turkey, thigh
6. Candied yams/sweet potatoes
7. Pie, pumpkin
8. Stuffing, cooked separately ("dressing")
9. Pie, other
10. Ham
11. Corn, loose
12. Turkey, drumstick
13. Brussels sprouts
14. Cranberry sauce, canned
15. Turkey, breast
16. Squash
17. Dinner roll
18. Carrots, glazed
19. Corn, on the cob
20. Turkey, wing
21. Salad
22. Cranberry sauce, real
23. Being hit by a car
24. Green beans, non-casserole
Thanksgiving Foodstuffs, Ranked