Take one $25,000 superbike, fit it with knobbies and embark on a three-day, 1,200-mile road trip. Step Two: Profit. This week, we've also got a farce of a MotoGP race, Jamie's back on track and Arto Saari rides a Moto Guzzi.
Eight Signs You're A Biker N00b: Sun's out, guns out? Spend all your time talking, not riding? Then you might be a n00b. (RideApart)
Sound Of Single: The top-half of a 911 Turbo engine should make this custom Yamaha SR pretty darn fast. (BikeEXIF)
Ducati 1199 TerraCorsa: When they're not cross dressing, the guys at Portland's MotoCorsa build some pretty whacky bikes, then take them on adventures. Adventures like 1,200 miles off-road on the fastest superbike in the world. (RideApart)
A Grand Farce: This weekend's MotoGP race at Phillip Island got a bit whacky, with tire problems, crazy Spanish midgets running into each other and suicidal seagulls. The best in the business, Mat Oxley, breaks it down. (Motor Sport Magazine)
Arto Saari Does Alaska: If you're into skating, you know who Arto is. No man has ever fallen on his face more often, or more severely than this Finnish giant. So, we put him on a Moto Guzzi and pointed him toward the Arctic Circle. Really wish he'd kept his helmet on. (RideApart)
EICMA Preview: The biggest show of the year. Here's what new 2014 motorcycles you can expect and from who. (RideApart)
Jamie Robinson Does Supermoto: It's a well kept secret, but supermoto is the most fun you can have on two wheels. Plus, it's Jamie Robinson. So watch this. (MotoGeo)
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